Quirks
and Kinks
Laurel Ulen Curtis
Laurel Ulen Curtis
Releasing:
June 23rd, 2015
Blurb:
“It’s a
new show, Quirks and Kinks. We’ve already selected a
male reenactment actor to be your co-host, so you're the last piece of the puzzle.
There’s
some seriously f@$%ed up sh*t out there that people are into, and the two of
you are going to be the face of it.”
“I’m
going to be the face of people’s freakish fetishes?”
I asked disbelievingly.
Larry shrugged his nonchalance,
shoving it directly down the throat of my panic. “Half of it.”
That
conversation was the beginning of more than a show.
It
was the beginning of mystery, friendship, and love, and the outcome of mixing
all three together with two unsuspecting victims.
Easie
Reynolds and Anderson Evans were drawn to the same, simple thing—each other.
But,
sometimes, undeniable chemistry isn’t enough. After all, how easy is it to get
know someone when they’re constantly pretending to be someone else?
BUY LINKS
SNEAK PEAK EXCERPT
“I’m still not even
sure what we’re doing here,” I told Ashley as I glanced around at the cheap Tex
Mex themed decor of El Loco Restaurant.
All around us,
business-suit-clad, young singles chatted and laughed, sinking deeper into
their margaritas and each other. A life untraveled stared me in the face, but
it didn’t make me feel bitter or regretful. All I felt was stupid for being out
and spending money that we didn’t have.
“You just landed a
job,” she cooed before sipping delicately from the free water.
Giving her my
undivided attention, I narrowed my cat-like blue eyes.
“Granted, it’s not a
job you’re exactly thrilled about, but it comes with money, and that’s worth
celebrating a little.”
“Pff,” I huffed. “So
far, all it’s come with is a bag of muffin mix and humiliation.” Exaggeratedly,
I checked my purse. “Nope, no money.”
Ashley just shook her
head. “We’re eating one dollar tacos. Peanut butter and bread are more
expensive. Relax.”
My fingers itched for
a cigarette, and astute twenty-three year old lady that she was, Ashley didn’t
miss it.
“Besides, if we’re
going to get on the money discussion you’re going to have to take a closer look
at some of your other expensive habits.”
Ashley had been
trying to talk me into quitting for years, and I knew my lungs would thank me
if I somehow managed to follow through. But for as desirable as it sounded, I
just…couldn’t. It wasn’t so much the addiction and the work it would take to
kick a years-in-the-making habit. It was that smoking had become my emotional
crutch. My timeout in any moment of need and my excuse to busy myself with
something other than being a bitch. I was scared of the chasm I’d fall into,
the unclimbable hill I’d create with my auger-like anxiety.
My sister didn’t know
any of that. No one did.
“I smoke for my
career.”
Her eyes practically
rolled all the way out of her head. “This ought to be good.”
“You know this
industry is unbelievably vapid, and vapid means skinny. Smoking keeps me that
way.”
She shook her head in
disdain.
“And it’s cheaper
than a gym membership.”
“Global warming,
anyone?” she called dramatically. “You’re argument is balancing on some pretty
thin ice.”
“Shut up.”
Suddenly, warmth
wafted up into my face as our waiter shoved the toasty basket of complimentary chips
into the center of our table. My eyes drifted naturally from the basket to the
hand holding it, where a large, oval, heavy metal ring sat in blazing contrast
to the tan expanse of his long ring finger, up the line of his muscular—deliciously
veiny—forearm, to the cuff of his rolled up black sleeve. On a runaway mission
of their own, my eyes wouldn’t stop, eating up the expanse of his bicep in an
instant, stutter-stepping up the corded column of his slender throat, and
landing on one of the most attractive male mugs I’ve ever seen.
A mixing bowl of
ethnicity, his naturally tanned skin and dark features stood in stark contrast
with the minty green of his eyes. Directly on me and smirking, they were
mesmerizing.
And mocking.
Ashley spoke, as I’d
apparently lost all of my normal snarky ability.
“Thanks.”
A small glance from
me to her preceded his polite answer. “You’re welcome.”
She smiled her
prettiest smile, the one that infused her entire being from chest to eyes, and
the corner of his mouth notched higher in response.
A foreign heaviness
settled in my chest as I watched, and its completely unwelcome presence nearly
made me sick.
He turned to leave
slowly, one last lingering look in my direction making my nerves ratchet up to
an eleven.
Fuck. I did not
like to be rattled. Confident words were my modus operandi, but a good
earthquake could wreck even the strongest of routines. My table at El Loco,
tonight—this guy—was the epicenter.
The man in question
had just earned himself automatic placement on my shit list.
Straight, white, top
teeth just barely teased the plump pillow of his bottom lip. It was
unintentional, completely innocent, and hot as Jesus’ sauna.
Shit list position
confirmed.
“You’re, like, really
attractive,” Ashley noted, evidently drunk on her water and speaking via a
direct link to my brain.
His chuckle was like
a full body vibrator, skating through the nerves on every inch of my skin. One
long-fingered hand shot straight to his neck, rubbing the uneasiness of Ashley’s
compliment out quickly.
“Thanks.”
“Are you an actor?” she
continued. “You’ve got to be, right?”
LA. Every attractive
person you meet must be in the business.
I would have laughed
at Ashley’s assumption and how ridiculous it was if I hadn’t been thinking the
same thing.
He looked slightly
bashful, but fought straight through the discomfort and answered her frankly. “Uh,
yeah. I mean, I’m trying anyway. I’m not particularly successful.”
Distracted by my
reaction to him and his honesty, I didn’t run a pre-check on anything coming
out of my mouth. Not that I normally had the best filter. “So you’re another
one of those actors, waiting tables to pay the bills and pass the time?”
He bristled, and
rightfully so. But he did it with an otherworldly calm, meeting my eyes
directly and speaking in a soft, polite—if only slightly teasing—voice.
“One of those? Oh.
No. Waiting tables is my dream. I just act to fit in.”
My cheeks felt hot
with embarrassment and shame, and the glint in his eyes told me that he saw it.
Sometimes I hated that
my default setting was bitch. Such a dominant trait was hard to overturn. “Okay,
so maybe that was a little rude.”
One corner of his
mouth—the smug one—rose just slightly. “It’s a distinct possibility.”
Silence hung between
us, but while my time was spent avoiding eye contact, his was spent calculating
his next blow.
“I guess you must be
something really impressive then?”
“Huh?” My wandering
eyes shot to his with the focus of a heat-seeking missile.
“Well, you obviously
aren’t on the waiting tables slash acting track that the rest of us losers are.”
“Um—”
“I mean, you must do
something that really matters, right? Educating orphaned kids. Curing Cancer.
Coming up with the way to end all of the world’s unrest.” Attractive arms
crossed over an equally nice chest. “Am I right?”
For as confident as I
usually was, and as many comebacks as I normally had, I couldn’t think of one
single thing to say.
Unfortunately, my
sister wasn’t suffering from a similar problem.
“Hah! She’s an actor
too. But she’s too busy to wait tables.”
“Working?” he asked,
one manly eyebrow cocking in time with his question. If I wasn’t mistaken, he
actually looked impressed for a minute.
I was ready to leave
right then, but Ashley, being the one of us with a conscience, had a knack for
ruining a good thing.
“Oh. No. She’s just
too busy being her. You know, cutting people like you down in her spare time.” She
looked away, bopped to the music in the background. “But, she doesn’t do it on
purpose. She was born this way. Cold, dead heart and all. I guess that’s why
people like me still love her.”
I tried not to let
her words hurt. After all, if I were describing myself, I probably would have
chosen the exact same words, and because I knew her so well, I knew she was
just trying to make a joke and bail me out of a situation of my own making.
And yet, I still
couldn’t stop the smile from slipping and sliding its way off of my face.
It only took a few
seconds to recover, but when I looked back up at the waiter, he was looking at
me differently. Assessing.
Uncomfortable was too
cushy a word for what I was feeling. Bombs exploded and sprayed shrapnel, the
sharp edges of his scrutiny digging into the flesh of my muscle and making it
twitch just beneath the not-protective-enough layer of my skin.
About Laurel Ulen Curtis
Laurel Ulen
Curtis is a 27 year old mother of one. She lives with her husband and son (and
cat and two fish!) in New Jersey, but grew up all over the United States. She
graduated from Rutgers University in 2009 with a Bachelor of Science in
Meteorology, and puts that to almost no use other than forecasting for her
friends! She has a passion for her family, laughing, and reading and writing
Romance novels.
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